SOE HAVE Taken All Of Their Game Services Offline Due To Hacks

Jeraan Taruk wrote:But what you shout at people doesn't really make sence.

As much sense as "do you know who i am !?!?" ?

Demor wrote:

saiana wrote:

Jeraan Taruk wrote:But what you shout at people doesn't really make sence.

does he shout random things at poor people in town?

he shouts: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

This thread will now become the monty python quote thread ... it has been decreed!

[clang]
Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something
you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that then?
CART-MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
CART-MASTER: He hasn't got shit all over him.

King Arthur: tell me who lives in that castle
Brian: ohh now we see the violence inherant in the system! (shouts) COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM... HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED
King Arthur: Bloody pesant!
Brian: did you hear that?


Bridgekeeper: Those who want to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three... there the other side he see
Lancelot: ask me the questions bridgekeeper I am not afraid
Bridgekeeper: What is your name
Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot
BK: What is your quest?
L: I seek the Holy Grail
BK: WHAT... is your favourite colour?
L: Blue
BK: right off you go...

Sir Robin: Thats easy!!!!
BK: Those who want to cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three... there the other side he see
SR: yes ask me the questions i'm not afraid
BK: What is your name?
SR: Sir Robin of Camelot
BK: What is your quest?
SR: I seek the Holy grail
BK: WHAT.. is the capital of Astyria..
SR: ... I don't know that... AAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BK: WHat is your name?
Sir Gallahad: Sir Gallahad of Camelot
BK: what is your quest?
SG: I seek the grail
BK: WHAT.. is your favourite colour?
SG: Blue... no YeLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

BK: WHat is your name?
King Arthur: it is Arthur King of the Britons!
BK: What is your quest?
KA: to seek the Holy Grail!
BK: WHAT.. is the average airspeed of an unlaidened swallow??
KA: What do you mean an African or European swallow?
BK: uh.. I don't know that... AARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH

Sir Bedevir: How did you come to know so much about swallows my leige?
KA: ah you have to know these things when your a king.

saiana wrote:King Arthur: tell me who lives in that castle
Brian: ohh now we see the violence inherant in the system! (shouts) COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM... HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED
King Arthur: Bloody pesant!
Brian: did you hear that?

You could at least get your quotes right, the peasants name was Dennis pft.

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| Scene 3 |
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[thud]
[King Arthur music]
[thud thud thud]
[King Arthur music stops]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight live in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR: I-- what?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you
looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting
the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates
the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going
to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's
castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-
perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in
turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special
bi-weekly meeting--
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from
the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was
to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help!
I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh?
That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it,
didn't you?
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| Scene 4 |
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[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT: Aaaagh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT: Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT: Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT: Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT: Oh!
[King Arthur music]
Ooh!
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT: Aaaagh!
[clang]
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT: Agh!, oh!, etc.
GREEN KNIGHT: Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT: Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my
court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this
bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT: Hah!
[clunk]
Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come
back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Beli wrote:

You could at least get your quotes right, the peasants name was Dennis pft.

pft was remembering it from memory, didn't use google for quotes

love the black knight scene tho!
and the bunny scene!!!!

saiana wrote:

Beli wrote:

You could at least get your quotes right, the peasants name was Dennis pft.

pft was remembering it from memory, didn't use google for quotes

love the black knight scene tho!
and the bunny scene!!!!

Not using google, using a digital copy of the actual script. acuracy>memory

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| Scene 21 |
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[clop clop clop]
[whinny whinny]
GALAHAD: They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD: What with?
ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes
on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat mate!
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I done it again!
TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't
you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always
the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: Oh, no...
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR: Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!...
TIM: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
LAUNCELOT: Gawain.
GALAHAD: Ector.
ARTHUR: And Bors. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault.
That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR: Like what?
GALAHAD: Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT: Have we got bows?
ARTHUR: No.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the
sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up
the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona
eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis
requiem.
ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people
did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans
and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

I just randomly found this ...

http://uk.battlestar-galactica.bigpoint.com/

A battlestar galactica online game is in beta atm!

You can sign up for it here ...

http://uk.battlestar-galactica.bigpoint.com/big/bgo_01_en/?aid=251&aig=311

Beli wrote:I just randomly found this ...

http://uk.battlestar-galactica.bigpoint.com/

A battlestar galactica online game is in beta atm!

You can sign up for it here ...

http://uk.battlestar-galactica.bigpoint.com/big/bgo_01_en/?aid=251&aig=311

I was a tester for this in the closed beta. It's interesting, full 3D movement and so on. Though I didn't make it to the larger ships..

I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

Demor wrote:I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

sorry but... 4 hour thing?

saiana wrote:

Demor wrote:I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

sorry but... 4 hour thing?

The latest thing Eve are doing, what they used to do is if you petitioned them they would open your account for a couple of hours so you could buy a plex and apply it to your account which was all done manually by a CSR, now you can reactivate your account for 4hrs by clicking a button on your account page so you can add plex ingame without taking up any CSR time or waiting dfor tickets.

Beli wrote:

saiana wrote:

Demor wrote:I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

sorry but... 4 hour thing?

The latest thing Eve are doing, what they used to do is if you petitioned them they would open your account for a couple of hours so you could buy a plex and apply it to your account which was all done manually by a CSR, now you can reactivate your account for 4hrs by clicking a button on your account page so you can add plex ingame without taking up any CSR time or waiting dfor tickets.

So the perfect opportunity to have a peek at the game again, abusing the system, not buying a plex :p

Best not to do it today though as the servers are down for a patch most of the day.

Demor wrote:

Beli wrote:

saiana wrote:

Demor wrote:I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

sorry but... 4 hour thing?

The latest thing Eve are doing, what they used to do is if you petitioned them they would open your account for a couple of hours so you could buy a plex and apply it to your account which was all done manually by a CSR, now you can reactivate your account for 4hrs by clicking a button on your account page so you can add plex ingame without taking up any CSR time or waiting dfor tickets.

So the perfect opportunity to have a peek at the game again, abusing the system, not buying a plex :p

Best not to do it today though as the servers are down for a patch most of the day.

how often can you get away with it? lol
after yet another cock up by my ISP it's looking like friday I should have the interwebs back... well I told them if it wasn't sorted then they could come collect their crap and I'd go with someone else.

I'm not sure yet cos i haven't seen much info on it, but i think it's anytime you are not subbed it will be available as long as you have uised a pex between using the service.

So basically .....

1. Hit the 4hr button
2. Buy PLEX
3. Log in and claim the PLEX
4. Appply it to the account

If the PLEX runs out before you buy another one you should be able to use the 4hrs again.

BUT...

1. Hit the 4hr button
2. Log in and play for 4hrs
3. 4hrs runs out without applying a PLEX to your account

You won't be able to use the 4hrs again until you pay to subscribe to the game for a month.

I'm assuming that would be how it works, however i could be wrong and they could be banning accounts that use the 4hrs without applying a PLex.

Just checked ....

Hours for PLEX

Hours for PLEX allows players to temporarily access their expired accounts for a limited time of 4 hours, so they can apply a PLEX to their account. This is a backup measure for players who did not apply a PLEX before the account expired, or did not reverse redeem a PLEX to reactivate through Account Management after the account expired.

If you activate Hours for PLEX and decide not to use a PLEX to reactivate during the 4 hour period, this feature will be automatically disabled for your account. Please contact Customer Support for assistance if you are having problems reactivating your account.

OMG! If you go into SwG TcG you will receive 3 choose a booster pack cards and 1 CHOOSE A LOOT card.

Rofl has anyone seen the terrible job SOE did on texturing the slave statue

saiana wrote:

Demor wrote:

Beli wrote:

saiana wrote:

Demor wrote:I will make a TNC chat channel in EVE for anyone who is thinking of subbing/using the 4 hours thing.

sorry but... 4 hour thing?

The latest thing Eve are doing, what they used to do is if you petitioned them they would open your account for a couple of hours so you could buy a plex and apply it to your account which was all done manually by a CSR, now you can reactivate your account for 4hrs by clicking a button on your account page so you can add plex ingame without taking up any CSR time or waiting dfor tickets.

So the perfect opportunity to have a peek at the game again, abusing the system, not buying a plex :p

Best not to do it today though as the servers are down for a patch most of the day.

how often can you get away with it? lol
after yet another cock up by my ISP it's looking like friday I should have the interwebs back... well I told them if it wasn't sorted then they could come collect their crap and I'd go with someone else.

You really need new interwebs

Beli wrote:

Jeraan Taruk wrote:But what you shout at people doesn't really make sence.

As much sense as "do you know who i am !?!?" ?

LOL! Beli = Epic Win.

Jeraan Taruk wrote:
You really need new interwebs

tell me about it....
if they don't get it fixed on friday then they won't have another chance to...
and if it goes again... they will most likely be sodded off too..